HAL Amsterdam - Part 2



Deck plan in hand, our explorations began at the "pointy end" of the Upper Promenade Deck (5) where most of the public rooms are located. First, the balcony of the Queen's Lounge. (That's Beatrix, not Liz.) My husband ogled the sound board before ogling the light fixtures - heroic statues of almost-naked women on either side of the stage. The silver ladies are pedestals for art-deco lamp bowls. Balcony seating is theater-style.
Wrapped around the Atrium is the Ocean Bar on the starboard, the boutique on the port. There's plenty of room for dancing on the glass dance floor of the Ocean Bar. There's plenty of opportunity to spend money in the boutique, which was open in the evening with a 10% in-port surcharge tacked on.

Looking up at the Astrolabe
Inside the Atrium is something called the Astrolabe. Some people might call it a Rube Goldberg clock. From the top of the construct, a representation of the heavens, to the carillon on the bottom - on the Lower Promenade Deck - there's always something going on with this intricate time machine.
Artist's conception

Casino
More intent on seeing the rest of the ship than contemplating the passing of time - which was - we forged on to the Casino, portside. Though empty, the Casino looked small and the tables appeared quite close together. Even the craps table seemed built to a smaller scale than most. The slot machines are arranged in small banks, beginning at an interior bulkhead.

Annexed to the Casino is the Sports Bar, smack in the center of the ship. Several small TVs and one huge one are the focal points. Of course we had to stop to see how the Yankees and Mets were doing.
Piano Bar
Piano Bar
On the other side of the Sports Bar is the Shopping Arcade toward the bow and the Rembrandt Lounge and Piano Bar toward the stern. The dance floor in the Rembrandt Lounge echoes the color scheme of the ceramic bench on the Lido Deck but the upholstered furniture is a study in incongruity. The chairs in the Piano Bar reminded me of the multi-color knit Rasta' hats we see so often on gentlemen in the Caribbean.
After negotiating around the third elevator/stairway bank, one can pick the quiet portside or the less quiet starboard, where the Explorer's Lounge is located. The quiet parts are two meeting rooms, the Half Moon and the Hudson, the puzzle corner, and the luscious Erasmus Library where the reading table is a work of art. Maybe, keeping with the Erasmus theme, the Rembrandt/Piano Bar should have been called "In Praise of Folly"?
Dining room ceiling
LaFontaine Dining Room
Finally, the upper level of the La Fontaine Dining Room, where the Art Deco theme rose again to the ceiling and then slid down the curved brass staircases. Louis Comfort Tiffany might not have used the same colors but it gives a Very Tiffany feeling. No chandeliers in this dining room, just Art Deco lamps.

Down the stairs to the main dining area on the Promenade Deck. The center of the room is a fenced-in platform area for about half the people at a main-level seating. Every table has a view of the sea beyond. Or, in the case of this inspection trip, heavy industry.


Back on patrol, we discovered that you can't get there from here on the Promenade deck. The galleys stop all passenger traffic. Up the down staircase, down the up staircase, take the elevator? We chose up and walked down the grand staircase in the Atrium. The Queen's Lounge is forward, just after you pass the photo gallery.
Mariner'sNote
Amsterdam didn't leave the pier at Baltimore. From the port to the open ocean is almost 200 miles, close to nine hours even at top speed.
The Main Office and Shore Excursion desk are in the Atrium Lobby. Here comes the fun. Walk aft just a bit on the portside to the Internet Café and adjoining Java Bar. I counted 9 computers (two more than the press release advertised) and one printer. We didn't take time to send any e-mail.
Past the Java Bar, we walked into the very spiffy alternative restaurant, the Odyssey. We overheard an official tour guide explain that one can only dine there once unless there are open tables. We really liked the fellow who asked if he could get reservations for that night. We'd have been right behind him.

On the other side of the ship on the Promenade Deck (4) there's a real movie theater, the Wajang Theater, and a small video arcade with 11 machines. Didn't look at though HAL was expecting a lot of kids on Amsterdam.

Table things in Queen's Lounge
We trekked back to the pointy end to find out what those weird blue perpetual motion machines on the tables in Queen's Lounge were. We'd seen them from above. After passing more almost-naked ladies holding lamps, we got next to one of the devices. It was blue and the silver parts were moving.
Dolphin ice sculpture

Dolphins are a continuing theme throughout Amsterdam. Fincantieri, the builder, gifted Amsterdam III with a stunning crystal piece of dancing dolphins. The ice sculpture outside the dining room was an echo. The little dancing dolphins inside the silver spheres on the lounge tables were a piquant and humorous reminder. How many people remember the song "Everyone's Dancing on Blue Dolphin Street"? The dolphins were dancing.


The occasional wild colors, sometimes funky décor, and unexpected, edgy contemporary art work took away from the accustomed HAL comfort space that reminds us of the days when Dutch ships plied the China Trade.